November 2011
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April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
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January 2011
3 posts
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The Baader Meinhof Complex - 3 Stars (Potential...
So, I had this film on my cue for a while, and finally decided to take a break from re-watching The Office (5 Starts) to give it a shot.
First Impressions: Johanna Wokalek is really hot.
Delving a bit deeper, I’ll say that this movie is successful as very subjective historical dramatization of the rise and fall of the RAF movement. As a “movie”, it’s so-so.
Pros: The...
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“She said that?! That’s like… I can’t really think of an...”
– Hayden Marrero
December 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
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July 2010
1 post
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Rant
This whole “Liking” business is getting out of hand… It’s all over the web now, and it’s pretty much becoming a way of providing feedback with minimal cerebral exertion.
And where’s my “Dislike” button?
I think Facebook is trying to create a society full of positive nitwits.
June 2010
4 posts
So, it turns out that there actually is a CIA... →
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Paraguay vs. Japan
Hayden: Penalty kicks are so exciting!
Greg: I almost killed myself. That was BS.
Hayden: Latin America all the way, Mothafuckahhh...
Greg: Fuck that shit, man. Get over your nationalism and respect the facts:
Hayden: ...
Greg: Paraguay's main exports are drugs and coffee. Japan has the PlayStation, sushi, robots, used panty vending machines, fuzzed-out hentai porn, samurais, kamikazes... They've got it all!
Hayden: HAHA! Well played, sir. Well played... I mean, I think you're confusing Paraguay with Colombia, but that was pretty funny.
Greg: I'm sorry if I offended you, bud, but if you read the CIA Handbook on Central/South America, you'll see what I'm talking about...
Hayden: lol WTF? CIA Handbook?!
Greg: Yeah, I wrote it.
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May 2010
3 posts
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C4D vs 3DS
Learning Cinema 4D. 3DS Max, I still love you, but your reluctance to support Macs baffles me. What up with that? Get with it, Autodesk!…
April 2010
2 posts
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March 2010
14 posts
“Never allow someone to be your priority, while allowing yourself to be their...”
– Nina Potts Jefferies
Chicken of the Soy
Me: Just had vegan pasta w/ chicken for lunch... Impressive.
Me: The chicken was vegan too.
Evgenia: And even that didn't help him preserve his life.
Me: HAHAHA That's funny... That was very clever.
Evgenia: haha
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I'm teething.
night0wl:
Motherfuck. I should have taken all 4 wisdom teeth out at once. Now I’m stuck with stupid tooth jamming it’s way through my gum like an asshole.
On the plus side, I took a nap today. Win?
lol First laugh of the day…
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Overheard on the Subway (Karate)
Man 1: *Instigates fight with Man 2*
Man 2: Don't be stupid...
Man 1: *Continues instigating*
Man 2: *Kicks Man 1 in the head*
Man 1: WTF Did you just kick me? You're not supposed to kick!
Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry. You don't know karate?
Man 1: *Stares blankly*
Man 2: Well, then you probably shouldn't start fights with random people unless you're sure they don't know karate either...
me: *Nod and shrug, as if to say "That makes sense...".*
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Fidel Castro Is Back in Charge…
After his...
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February 2010
44 posts
Farty Pants
Julia: OMG! There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts!
Me: HAHA!
Me: You're going on my blog.
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
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(via trivialanduseless)
Wow, this just ruined my day… I feel so small and unaccomplished now :(
