Den of Hay

Paraguay vs. Japan

1. Hayden: Penalty kicks are so exciting!
2. Greg: I almost killed myself. That was BS.
3. Hayden: Latin America all the way, Mothafuckahhh...
4. Greg: Fuck that shit, man. Get over your nationalism and respect the facts:
5. Hayden: ...
6. Greg: Paraguay's main exports are drugs and coffee. Japan has the PlayStation, sushi, robots, used panty vending machines, fuzzed-out hentai porn, samurais, kamikazes... They've got it all!
7. Hayden: HAHA! Well played, sir. Well played... I mean, I think you're confusing Paraguay with Colombia, but that was pretty funny.
8. Greg: I'm sorry if I offended you, bud, but if you read the CIA Handbook on Central/South America, you'll see what I'm talking about...
9. Hayden: lol WTF? CIA Handbook?!
10. Greg: Yeah, I wrote it.